Back in The Game

Mei, Juni, Juli, Agustus, September, Oktober saya lewatkan dengan kerja di rumah. Setelah saya kiss-bye dengan ahensi dan pekerjaan lama saya, saya menjalani hari-hari yang tenang dengan bekerja di rumah (sempat mau kuliah lagi tapi tidak jadi). Orang-orang pikir saya liburan total, alias nganggur gitu di rumah. Padahal sih enggak, saya kan punya kerjaan layout. Tapi dikerjain di laptop saya, di kamar. Lagipula penghasilannya lumayan, sedikit lebih banyak dari waktu saya kerja kantoran. Ditambah, tidak ada pengeluaran harian. Oke kan?

Kalo boleh jujur, hari-hari saya kerja di rumah itu menyenangkan banget. Jam setengah 8 pagi, orang sudah grasak-grusuk di jalan, kena macet, saya masih duduk manis sarapan sambil nonton “How I Met Your Mother”. Lanjut nonton terus sampe jam 10 kalo ada film atau acara TV bagus. Habis itu mandi, nyalain laptop terus nyicil kerjaan. Lalu makan siang sambil nonton TV. Kalo ngantuk, ya tinggal tidur. Sorenya kadang-kadang fitness. Malem, kalo udah bosen ama kerjaan ya nonton film hasil download terus tidur. Huahahahaha, enak banget yah. Dapet duit pula. Tapi kadang-kadang ada lho saat-saat saya harus kerja rodi pagi-malem. Kalo lagi deket-deket deadline atau perlu proses desain yang rumit, ya saya bisa hampir 24 jam nongkrongin laptop. Apapun dilakukan asal kerjaan saya selesai tepat waktu.

Mungkin ada yang menganggap “liburan” saya itu buang-buang waktu. Padahal sih enggak, lumayan loh untuk break sejenak dari kehidupan ibukota yang serba ribet. Rasanya jadi sedikit enteng karena nggak ada tuntutan rutinitas sehari-hari, nggak ada tekanan kehidupan kantoran, mengurangi bersosialiasi basa-basi karena itu juga bikin stress dan yang paling oke, nggak kena kerasnya macet ibukota. Yeaay! “Liburan” kemarin rupanya juga membawa ketenangan batin dan otak setelah perkara huru-hara 2011-2012. Saya jadi lebih tahu apa yang saya mau dan tidak mau lakukan. Such an ultimate freedom and I was a free self employed girl.

Selama “liburan”, lingkup aktivitas lain saya sih di daerah yang nggak jauh-jauh dari rumah. I named it as a suburban life (ya kan rumah saya di daerah pinggiran). Mau fitness, di tempat yang tidak jauh dari rumah. Mau ke salon atau ngopi-ngopi sore, nggak jauh juga dari rumah. Mau ke toko buku atau beli makanan, ya tinggal ngesot ke mall terdekat. Latihan nyetir mobil, tempat lesnya nggak jauh dari rumah dan latihannya pun muter-muter daerah bintaro. Pacaran, kalo males ke tempat jauh ya tinggal cari tempat nongkrong terdekat. Bahkan kebetulan urusan ketemu klien desain pun lokasinya nggak jauh dari rumah. Daerah dekat rumah saya memang fasilitas dan hiburannya lengkap sih, jadi nggak harus main jauh-jauh ke Jakarta. Yes, how I love my suburban life!

Tapi sekarang sudah waktunya kembali ke jalur mainstream. Setelah 2 bulan lempar CV sana sini, interview sana sini akhirnya saya nyangkut sebagai di kantor Bubu.com (ahensi digital) sebagai Socmed Officer. Kenapa? Karena memang sudah waktunya kok :)

Kebetulan besok hari pertama dan lokasi kantornya nggak di ujung berung kok. Di daerah Jln. Wijaya, Blok M. Not bad lah, seenggaknya udah tau titik macetnya dimana aja. Semoga saja, karena pekerjaan ini tidak jauh-jauh dari pesyen saya kok. Start the whole thing again, with a better and clearer version of me. Yeah, I hope so.

New Show

So I just watched a season premiere on Starworld called “Good Christian Belles”. The commercial was made me curious because this show could be similar like “Desperate Housewives”.

The whole story is about a former high school mean girl return to her hometown in Dallas, Texas with her two teenage children after her husband, the investor conman died in car accident with his mistress. Too bad some old her high school friends (the christian bitches) who’ve been bullied by her (who’s still jealous of her) give her a “warm” welcome. And that’s how the story begin

When I watched this I kept laughing all the time. It was hilarious, a woman comedy flick but not as dark as Desperate Housewives. It also show how the upper class christian Dallas’s society lives with their hypocrisy but in a funny way. The fashion that those women wears are gorgeous and yes, there’s many MILF women on this show. But too bad, when I researched it online, this show was canceled. They only played for one season contains 10 episodes. Oh why…? Some sources from internet said, it was too controversial because it mocked Christian people. Yeah maybe, but too bad because it’s funny.

Same thing happened to other TV show that I recently likes. It called “Dirt”. The story is fresh, it’s about a the dark side of Hollywood glamor’s life and blood thirsty gossip tabloid surrounding them. The show is cool with a touched of dark humour and thrilling plot. But I still don’t know why it was cancelled and only played for 2 seasons.

So, here’s the trailer for “GCB” and “Dirt” as a tribute for those two interesting TV shows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJym89nd4rk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-hiZZggpMY&feature=related

Anal

A : Good morning pretty. How you’re doing?

B : Morning…so, any special assignment for today, sir?

A : Yes, hmm…I would like you to do some anal today

B : Excuse me, what are you saying?

A : Do the anal all along the day and I want it done by the end of evening on my office. And by the way, all the stuff you’re gonna need is over there inside my drawer. Don’t bother to open it ;)

B : What the…. what kind of stuff?

A : You know, the stuff you’re gonna need to help you do the anal. Now if you’re excuse me I’m going to bathroom to prepare myself for this exciting day.

B : Wait jerk! What the hell you’re saying to me! You’re being impolite and harassing me! I’m going to charge you for sexual harassment and I’m very serious about that!

A : Why are you saying that! Please don’t start some mess here and lower your voice

B : You’re the one who start the mess! How come you ask me calmly to do those horrible stuff in front of everyone! I’m not a whore, you office perv!

A : For God sake! What horrible stuff, you tell me!

B : It’s the ANAL asshole! You’re not supposed to do this. I’m going to report you now!

A : What? Wait! For the love of God, you think too far! I mean do the anal, analyze the report for today! All the data you’ll need is inside my drawer over there, am I make myself clear! Damn it, I’m not a perv like you’ve accused. I don’t even like anal sex.

B : Oops, sorry I think it was “that anal”. Am I getting fired?

A : ………………….